Public Track Rant

You've probably heard these rants before, perhaps in Runner's World or some such:

• Walkers, stay out of the inside lane. (Surprisingly, I did not have a problem with this tonight, as a brisk "Inside lane, please!" did the trick 2-3 times.)
• Toddlers, go ply your Razor scooter elsewhere.
• Teens, get your damn bike off the track.
• High school lacrosse players, look to see if anyone's coming before blindly moseying into my lane.
• Power walkers, lose the earbuds once in a while and effing pay attention to the world around you. I hate always feeling like I'm sneaking up on people.
  

That is all.