Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Public Track Rant

You've probably heard these rants before, perhaps in Runner's World or some such:
  • Walkers, stay out of the inside lane. (Surprisingly, I did not have a problem with this tonight, as a brisk "Inside lane, please!" did the trick 2-3 times.)
  • Toddlers, go ply your Razor scooter elsewhere.
  • Teens, get your damn bike off the track.
  • High school lacrosse players, look to see if anyone's coming before blindly moseying into my lane.
  • Power walkers, lose the earbuds once in a while and effing pay attention to the world around you. I hate always feeling like I'm sneaking up on people.
That is all.

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